So it's the beginning of the fourth quarter of the 2007 Pacific Life Holiday Bowl, and Arizona State is currently getting embarrassed by the Texas Longhorns, 38-20. The one game I was really looking forward to this bowl season, and Jamaal Charles is making the Devils' defense look like children. And Texas' defense is totally stopping ASU on the ground. They've got, like, -10 yards rushing on the night. And you know, for a quarterback who threw 3,000+ yards this season, Rudy Carpenter sure is a fuckin' dumbass. He can't read c
overage for shit. I don't know how many times he threw into double coverage. It's cost him two picks so far (both deflected). If I had to guess, I'd say that Carpenter doesn't know that, as a quarterback, he is allowed to roll out of the pocket and scramble away from the pass rush, if necessary. Motherfucker took three sacks in the first half and caught a flag for intentional grounding. Sure, it'd help if his O-line would protect his ass, but it'd be nice if the guy was equipped with a brain capable of getting himself away from the pressure. Jesus fucking Christ. Vondrell McGee just scored on a 30-yard run to make it 44-20. And the hits just keep on coming.
Man, the Devils sure came apart towards the end of the season. First game I watched, they got blown out by USC on Thanksgiving night. That was a pile of shit. Then, they narrowly avoided a comeback by Arizona when it should've been a blowout. Now this? Oh, well. There's always next year. Hopefully Coach Erickson will be able to recruit some hoodlums or break some people out from death row or something to give the team a little edge next season. That is, if he doesn't jump ship and take a job at Stanford or something. Either way, I'll be there when the Sun Devils come up to Seattle to beat the living shit out of the Huskies next season. In the meantime, I'll have to hope like hell Stephanie Wilber's minutes pick up.
Looks like Carpenter's been benched in order to give his backup, sophomore Danny Sullivan, some time. It would appear that he's a pocket quarterback too. Fan-fucking-tastic. 10-yard TD pass to Michael Jones. Hooray. Can the Devils get the ball back and score 19 points in 7 minutes against a defense that's dominated them all night? Not very likely. I guess I'm done with this one.
So my little brother went to a friend's house after basketball practice today, and I guess they were outside shooting his friend's BB gun, and one of the BB's ricocheted off of a fencepost and broke one of my brother's teeth. He came home and there was maybe a quarter of it in his mouth, all jagged. To his credit, he didn't seem panicked or anything. And he still hasn't complained about it that much. Still, the event was ponderous, man. Fuckin' ponderous.
In other news, as we count down the last week of 2007, keep in mind that it will soon be time for me to reveal my top ten favorite albums of the year. So stay tuned.
Peace.
overage for shit. I don't know how many times he threw into double coverage. It's cost him two picks so far (both deflected). If I had to guess, I'd say that Carpenter doesn't know that, as a quarterback, he is allowed to roll out of the pocket and scramble away from the pass rush, if necessary. Motherfucker took three sacks in the first half and caught a flag for intentional grounding. Sure, it'd help if his O-line would protect his ass, but it'd be nice if the guy was equipped with a brain capable of getting himself away from the pressure. Jesus fucking Christ. Vondrell McGee just scored on a 30-yard run to make it 44-20. And the hits just keep on coming.Man, the Devils sure came apart towards the end of the season. First game I watched, they got blown out by USC on Thanksgiving night. That was a pile of shit. Then, they narrowly avoided a comeback by Arizona when it should've been a blowout. Now this? Oh, well. There's always next year. Hopefully Coach Erickson will be able to recruit some hoodlums or break some people out from death row or something to give the team a little edge next season. That is, if he doesn't jump ship and take a job at Stanford or something. Either way, I'll be there when the Sun Devils come up to Seattle to beat the living shit out of the Huskies next season. In the meantime, I'll have to hope like hell Stephanie Wilber's minutes pick up.
Looks like Carpenter's been benched in order to give his backup, sophomore Danny Sullivan, some time. It would appear that he's a pocket quarterback too. Fan-fucking-tastic. 10-yard TD pass to Michael Jones. Hooray. Can the Devils get the ball back and score 19 points in 7 minutes against a defense that's dominated them all night? Not very likely. I guess I'm done with this one.
So my little brother went to a friend's house after basketball practice today, and I guess they were outside shooting his friend's BB gun, and one of the BB's ricocheted off of a fencepost and broke one of my brother's teeth. He came home and there was maybe a quarter of it in his mouth, all jagged. To his credit, he didn't seem panicked or anything. And he still hasn't complained about it that much. Still, the event was ponderous, man. Fuckin' ponderous.
In other news, as we count down the last week of 2007, keep in mind that it will soon be time for me to reveal my top ten favorite albums of the year. So stay tuned.
Peace.
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